Hey, okay, so yeah, Marquette men’s basketball lost to #4 UCLA officially by a score of 67-56. That’s what goes in the record book, an 11 point defeat at the hands of the Bruins.
That, uh, is not the story of what happened in this game.
The story of what happened in this game is Marquette sitting on a field goal percentage of 11.5% during the under-4 minutes media timeout, which took place at the 3:42 mark after a turnover by Kam Jones. Your score at the time: UCLA 33, Marquette 10.
That is not a joke.