Sweet Jesus, I miss basketball.
I can only watch the same March Madness highlights and Gus Johnson compilation videos so many times before I need some new source of life. I even watched the entirety of the 2005 Illinois-Arizona game just because of the One Shining Podcast episode on it. There’s nothing else to do but think about ways that basketball arenas can become more unique.
This is the proverbial step up to LSD.
One of the most interesting concepts about baseball to sports fans is the lack of consistency in the stadium dimension. Fenway Park and the Polo Grounds were specifically built to fit within the street layouts of their cities, Yankee Stadium is built for whiny left-handers who want to artificially inflate their home run totals, Minute Maid Park was probably designed by a 6 year old (it has a train, after all), etc.