Name: University of Wisconsin-Madison
Location: Madison, Wisconsin, the state capital of the otherwise beautiful state of Wisconsin.
Founded: 1848
Enrollment: 44,413 misguided souls, 30,361 of them ruining their lives as undergraduates
School Colors: Cardinal and white, officially, but no one is going to yell at you if you say red and white.
Appropriate use of names: It’s hard to argue with their decision to call the red “cardinal” since, as AE Editor Emeritus Rubie Q once pointed out, Wisconsin fans have become the St.