For 14 full seasons and 12 games of a 15th season before he quit his damn job, Bo Ryan patrolled the Wisconsin Badgers sideline. That’s 14-plus seasons of histrionics, 14-plus seasons of angry looks at referees, 14-plus seasons of incredulous stares, 14-plus seasons of time to build up a gold mine of easily referenced jokes: Bo Ryan bears more than a passing resemblance to The Grinch, Bo Ryan is a vampire that sucks the life energy out of college basketball in order to continue to survive, Bo Ryan never saw a player he didn’t want to redshirt to prevent him from being able to transfer, Bo Ryan killed five hookers.
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