It's no secret to anyone who follows the Anonymous Eagle Twitter account or anyone who reads the captions under all the pictures on our articles that we here at AE are disgusted by the fact that University of Wisconsin mascot Bucky Badger doesn't wear pants.
I mean, it's weird, right? I get that regular burrowing badgers run around without clothes on all the time, but that's their natural state. If you're going to be anthropomorphic, then you've got to slap some pants on, especially if you're going to spend so much time sitting on people's laps at basketball games as seen above.