Wayne Rooney's Land Rover was reportedly daubed with obscenities after he left it parked in a busy Christmas market.
The Derby County manager parked his £150,000 Overfinch Defender in a spot which was supposedly meant for church bell ringers at the market in Prestbury, Cheshire.
As reported by The Sun, the Manchester United legend allegedly ignored signs which instructed drivers not to leave vehicles on the road, as the street had been reserved for the market.
It's said he refused to move it when asked by organisers and went to a local pub to spend the evening drinking with friends.