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Manchester United endured another mediocre outing, this time in the Europa League, after failing to land a single shot on target during their drab 0-0 draw against AZ Alkmaar.
The evening got off to an especially inauspicious start for Daniel James as the United winger found himself paired with a mascot who was almost as tall as him.