When Wayne Rooney recounted his favourite story about Memphis Depay's brief and unspectacular career at Manchester United, no-one was particularly surprised by it.
At fault for a goal in United's defeat at Stoke City on Boxing Day 2015 that left manager Louis van Gaal on the brink of quitting, Depay was hooked at half-time and told to report for a reserve-team game at Altrincham the next day.
'Look, it's a bit difficult,' Rooney told his teammate. 'Just don't come in with all your fancy stuff.
'He turned up for the reserve game in his Rolls Royce, wearing a leather jacket and a cowboy hat.