Louis van Gaal's players never quite know what he will say next and striker Memphis Depay was left in hysterics after his manager said the pair 'now kiss mouth to mouth' in a bizarre attempt to play down a rift with Angel Di Maria.
Van Gaal's Holland face Argentina in the quarter-finals of the World Cup on Friday, putting him on a collision course with one of his former players at Manchester United, Di Maria.
Di Maria hated his short time working under Van Gaal at Old Trafford and labelled him the 'worst' manager he had ever worked with.