Paul Scholes compared it to 'Under 10s football'. Rio Ferdinand claimed you 'wouldn't see this on Hackney Marshes.' Robin van Persie couldn't remember any team conceding such a bad goal.
This wasn't the Dog and Duck third XI, though, it was Manchester United being humiliated by Istanbul Basaksehir on the Champions League stage.
United fans like to sing about being the 'Pride of all Europe' but on Wednesday night their defence was the continent's laughing stock.
United's defenders inexplicably left Ba completely unmarked close to the halfway line
The manner of Istanbul's first goal was shameful, with 35-year-old Demba Ba left to stand alone on the halfway line by a comical lack of defensive organisation.