'And there's Ronald McDonald shaking hands with Anthony Martial' - something we never thought we'd write.
Yes, the McDonald's mascot, that picture of health, led 22 of the fittest and healthiest footballers out onto the pitch when Man United and Real Madrid played each other in their pre-season friendly.
It was bizarre and hilarious and easily trumped Drake doing the same thing before United's match against City a few days earlier, especially when the players had to shake hands with big Ron.
But what was funnier: this absolute shambles or Diana Ross missing her staged penalty during the 1994 World Cup opening ceremony - also in America.