You score. You take a seat. You bask in your brilliance. The Mohammed Kudus celebration.
It is tricky to copy on the playground, what with the lack of advertising boards to sit on, but you can bet schoolkids in the East End of London will find a way because Kudus is quickly becoming a new favourite at West Ham, a forward full of speed and silkiness.
Twice we saw Lucas Paqueta play piercing passes in behind Wolves. Twice we saw Kudus pick up possession. Twice we saw him score before making a beeline for the away end.