Jaws hit the floor when Manchester United's new recruit Joshua Zirkzee revealed that he went to school with another of the club's players.
Zirkzee, 23, has signed from Bologna for £36.5million after United paid above his release clause to land him.
The Netherlands international, who played twice at Euro 2024, has signed a five-year deal and will be breathing down the next of Rasmus Hojlund.
Last season he scored 12 goals as Bologna finished fifth and qualified for the Champions League, making a return to Europe's top table for the first time since 1965.