Tottenham host Manchester United in a bottom-half Premier League clash this weekend and, fortunately for one of them, they can't both lose.
It's been a season to forget for both sides, who currently sit 15th and 14th respectively in the table. United, 20-times English football champions, are on track for their worst-ever season, somehow worse than the disaster of 2023-24 under Erik ten Hag.
Tottenham, meanwhile, are the same. Their current total of 1.12 points per game is worse than the 1.16 they picked up in the 1997-98 Premier League season when they finished on 44 points - their worst-ever total.