Back in September, Jose Mourinho had nowhere to sit. Arriving late into an auditorium to watch Sir Alex Ferguson deliver an opening speech at a UEFA coaches' conference in Nyon, Manchester United's manager scanned the room for seats. The only ones free and accessible were next to Arsene Wenger.
"No, it isn't possible," was the Frenchman's deliciously pithy response to Mourinho's request to take one, according to Marca (h/t the Daily Mail).
If it isn't an apocryphal version of events, Wenger in that single moment proved true the age-old adage that football keeps you young.