The American football season is easy by comparison. Your team has either 12 or 17 games -- depending on if you most closely follow college football or the NFL -- and at a glance you can piece together the season's hardest stretches, most important games, et cetera. Whether you're a writer or a fan, you can make sense of the calendar. You can craft a battle plan of sorts.
The European football season, on the other hand, is endless. It starts before the American football season and ends months after it. When Tottenham Hotspur's Antonio Conte and Chelsea's Thomas Tuchel nearly came to blows after a wild and contentious derby match, there was no need to get excited and check the calendar for when the rematch occurs: It's six months from now!