You may recognise those words, delivered directly to the camera by a young, long-haired Mason Mount, in a viral video that has been shared across social media over recent years.
After explaining his set-piece technique, a fledgling Mount, of Chelsea’s Academy at the time, goes on to fire an effort over the wall and into the net, just as his inspiration Cristiano made a habit of doing in his Manchester United career.
Emulating the latter, Mason completed a move to the Reds on Wednesday and it was later announced that he will wear the club's no.