Qatar National Bank have come up with a genuinely good Team Xavi ad – but that's an exception to the general rule of cringe. Nick Moore digs out some more small screen shockers from abroad
1. Back of the Futre
Sorry to start here, and we'd understand if you didn't want to read on, but.. well, just watch the thing. If former West Ham winger Paulo Futre juggling a ball with his manhood isn't already scary enough, it's accompanied by genuinely terrifying music and a stare from the protagonist that almost definitely warrants him a place on a register.