It was the weekly case of “three blind mice” at Turf Moor yesterday as another collection of clown arbiters failed to see the clearest handball ever and turn down a penalty claim that would have had Mole Salad writhing on the floor even though it was not one of a foul context.
Thankfully, at a time when another big decision needed to be made, not only one that would go on the effect the outcome of this match but also the outcome of the title race, goal-line technology came to the rescue and told us the ball was fully 29mm over the line allowing Sergigol Aguero to claim his 20th Premier League goal for the fifth season running.