Don’t the one-eyed, one-way-humoured Scousers just do your head in? Praying that last night Wolves would do them a favour, they have no found themselves the victims of what they consider a poor piece of refereeing when Handball Boly scythed down Bernardo Silva and found himself red-carded. They were also the victims of another whingeing Scouser, Conor Coady, who improved City’s goal tally to 99 for the season in all competitions, when he diverted De Bruyne’s shot past his own goalkeeper.
“What about Kompany’s foul on Mole Salad?” they shriek. We all know that Salad has become the latest and biggest grass-muncher in the Premier League right now.