Another season of the Premier League has come and gone with all of the associated drama, excitement and less than interesting last days of the season.
It’s time for Sportsmail’s awards - but none of these will be going to N’Golo Kante. No, this is a celebration of the ridiculous parts of the Premier League season that will never make the history books.
Join us as we hand out the alternative awards for 2016-17...
Most Realistic Targets
Sign the world’s most expensive player.