Micah Richards left his podcast co-hosts Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer in stitches with a vivid description of how he picked up his most obscure injury whilst having sex.
The former Manchester City player had a hard time keeping a straight face as he talked Lineker and Shearer through the incident, eventually dissolving into peals of laugher alongside his colleagues.
The question was put to the trio by a listener, and neither Lineker nor Shearer had a hope of outsharing the 35-year-old.
But at first, Richards seemed almost embarrassed to share the intimate details, questioning whether he could tell the story on air.