Danny Etling answers 'whose ass feels better' among his LSU centers
There is no delicate way to reveal the subject matter of this column other than re-wording former NBA star Allen Iverson's famed 2002 media rant about practice.
"We're talking about asses, not a leg, not an arm, not a knee, we're talking about asses. There's not a game that I go out there and snap every snap like it's my last. We're talking about asses. How silly is that?"
Not ridiculous enough to not consider it column material, which is the way it's going these days ever since first-year LSU football coach Ed Orgeron decided not to allow the media to watch one second of preseason practice.