LSU has more basketball tradition than most realize, but we do still feel a little new to the bouncyhoops game.
But we’re in the Sweet Sixteen (personally, I prefer savory), and here’s to celebrating the best way I know how as an LSU fan.
A plan to eat each of the remaining 15 teams.
Look, we all know the Spartans really like to keep things covered up, right? Lots of heavy armor. All that armor’s like a shell, right? Turtle meat. Pry it all off with a sharp knife, then you gotta boil the hell out of it for a few hours, but get a good tomato base and some sherry.