It’s the dead of summer, the wasteland of the sports calendar. Even if you’re a baseball fan (WOOO STROS!), that creeping feeling of utter boredom is beginning to surround you. Sure, you could go "outside" and "interact" with "people", but who really wants to do that. It’s too damn hot outside anyway. There’s nothing you can do but while away the hours until the glorious return of football, still nearly 2 months away.
But why subject yourself to the constant boring replays of last season games on SEC Network when you could be watching LIVE, FOOTBALL-LIKE SUBSTANCES! America may be weeks away from returning to football, but the rest of the world steps up every summer to provide us with strange and fascinating interpretations of our beloved sport.