CHIPMAGEDDON?
No. 8 Zapp's Spicy Cajun Crawtators
Other people believe there are better varieties from the Zapp's line. These people are wrong. Oh sure, it's pretty damn hard to go wrong with any of Zapp's krew, but nothing is as unique or as special as the Crawtators. THE MAGICAL DUST ALONE EVOKES SPRINGTIME AND CRAWFISH BOILS AND RAINBOWS AND PUPPIES.
There is one potato chip god and Ronald Zappe was his prophet.
No. 9 Cool Ranch Doritos
If I may be frank for a minute (Note: Frank is Dan's third persona. Only comes out after two shots.