See, all it took was taking a week off to look at quarterback and defense ratings for the entire college football world to fall apart. Last week was college football’s Look at Me! Moment, which it inevitably has every year. Things are going according to plan, and then eventually that plan includes running into a side of the mountain and bursting into flames.
That’s what we get for buying our plans from Acme. However, despite all of the chaos, there are some constants. And one of them, unfortunately, is Bama. The Tide keeps crashing relentlessly against the shore.