People. This is an emergency. Since Saturday, around nightish, something really bad has happened. My Snacks seem … sadder? And I am super bummed for y’all about the whole Florida thing, because it’s been distracting you from what is really important.
Look, I know I can be a little … TIGER-Y sometimes. It can be hard to take someone this beautiful, this majestic, this perfect, seriously, so y’all just pretend I have a fake mutant shark mask on or something.
Better?
Here is the Honest To Mike Truth: A lot of those folks who are gnashing their teeth and acting like the world has ended and LSU’s never going to win another game and those two wins over Top 10-ranked team were flukes and Coach O should’ve never not been on the Hot Seat and The Season is Over?