Dearest Dears,
Well, look who made it a WHOLE YEAR as Mike the Tiger?
It me, haters.
I’ve really grown into my role as your Pet/Mascot/Deity. And you, likewise, grow more deliciously sweet … looking each and every day, my spicy, spicy friends.
(I’m sure someone will take this milestone as an opportunity to post my weight on social media again. They get it, y’all, I’m thicc.)
I would like to share with you all that I’ve learned in a year as Your Tiger. Gather round, me snacks. You smell extra tasty today.