And The Valley Shook · Apr 4, 2017
March Badness, the Finale: Jared Lorenzen vs Bo Wallace
And now, the end is near
And so we face the final curtain
My friends, we'll say it clear
We’ll throw a pick, of this you’re certain
We've lived a life that's full
Lost games on each and every highway
But more, much more than this
We did it our way
Ah yes, finally, the time has come to name the best of the worst quarterbacks. After four rounds, we whittled down our list of 16 quarterbacks to two. Yeah, it’s a chalk matchup, but this is why we have seeds.
Now again, to remember some of the things that qualify these two for the “good” part of this tournament — Lorenzen: