#TurnHeel #BamaHype
Weh-hell-hellllll. Another year, and it seems like ONCE AGAIN, the HEARTBREAK KID is in PRIIIIIIIIME TIIIIIIME to take on the big, bad Alabama Crimson Tide.
Bryant-Denny Stadium. 102,000 fans. 500 teeth, but I digress! And they will all be there, to see the show of a lifetime. The main event. In short, they're going to be there to see ME.
Alabama, you can live in the past, you can talk about all those championships as many times as you wanna -- and we all know that your favorite topic is yourself.