"Florida Man sticks penis in a blender and blames Jeb Bush for subsequent infertility."
I made that up. Possibly.
Welcome to BIG. GAME. PREVIEW.
The Nutty Professor
THESE NUMBERS WILL DECIDE THE GAME
HEY GATOR FANS, I MADE YOU A DESKTOP WALLPAPER
JOE ALLEVA MAKING NIGHT MOVES
Much like Bob Seger sang in 1976, Joe Alleva snuck off to the backroom, or the alley, or god knows where, to, uh, coalesce, with SEC Commissioner Greg Sankey and ESPN's powers that be to somehow secure a premium night time time slot!