Let’s Rank a Bunch of Tigers

In my short time writing I’ve learned people love lists. They’re easy, consumable and best of all leads to something big time journalists (such as all ATVS writers are) love: people arguing.

So in honor of playing Missouri, let’s talk about various tigers.

15. Clemson’s Tiger

Clemson’s tiger is a very lame ass tiger and it has a fittingly lame name, simply referred to as “The Tiger.” I’m reminded of 2010’s The Social Network when Sean Parker (Justin Timberlake) tells Mark Zuckerberg (Jesse Eisenberg) to drop the word “the” in “The Facebook,” thus making Facebook’s name cooler.