So, Ole Miss made a...well...let’s call it a decision, to officially adopt a land shark mascot.
We had jokes. And I had a tweet.
You give me a team, I can tell you how we'd cook its mascot.
— Billy Gomila (@ATVS_ChefBilly) August 11, 2018
And jokes aside...this actually works pretty well for most of the SEC. So feel free to do your best and consume God’s Conference and steal its powers, other fans.
Anyways, we all collaborated and did our best to come up with some realistic options that don’t involve me having to Google things that could get me on a watch list of some sort.