Or, Miles Hard
Les Miles on his Xmas shopping: "I got nothing done. I take a run at the mall on Christmas Eve and do it all in a matter of 4-8 hours." #LSU
— Ross Dellenger (@RossDellenger) December 22, 2015
**Scene: Les Miles walks into the Mall of Louisiana. It is Christmas Eve. It is 4 p.m.**
Miles: Oh jeez! Just a few hours left and the whole goshdarned family to buy for again. Waited to the last minute, just like I always do.