Thaddeus Moss awkwardly and eagerly choked down a hot dog, as the press waited to pepper him with a dozen different questions about the obvious metaphor literally at hand.
After fans and reporters spent months chewing on LSU’s offseason offensive mantra –“Everybody Eats” – their first taste on Saturday night left everyone wanting more.
Moss and his teammates, most of all.
Feast on these stats: 472 yards of offense; 350 passing on 30-of-39 completions to 14 different receivers; 79 plays in 31:28 of possession; touchdowns from five different players; zero sacks allowed.
In other words, everybody ate.