(Phelan M. Ebenhack)
The SEC has eight teams ranked in this week's Associated Press poll, and it still is the unhappiest college football conference in America.
Never mind that league play is finally in full swing and the end of the first fourth of the season is 11 days away.
Check every fan base and there's looming disaster from Tuscaloosa to Lexington to Fayetteville to Gainesville to Baton Rouge.
Turn on SEC Network's Paul Finebaum Show, which is like watching a Dukes of Hazzard daily therapy session conducted by a former sports columnist trying to talk football-crazed folks off ledges, and you get a clear picture of why SEC football is headed down the tubes this season.