There have been names over the years that have peaked the interest of writers to create “All Name” teams, but there is one that officially stands out. That name belongs to Decoldest Crawford, who was offered over the weekend on his visit for the Auburn game and wasted little time in committing to the home state LSU Tigers.
While his name does take a slight hit on the fact his middle name is not ToEvaDoIt (It is actually Jaun, which is still solid in its own regard), Decoldest still has to rank at the top on its own merit.