Elon Musk may have made it his life goal to nosedive Twitter into the ground at terminal velocity, but before he could accomplish that goal I’ve successfully made numerous acquaintances and even friends through the silly little bird app. A few of those friends have decided to stop by and visit the tailgate, either as fans of opposing teams, neutrals who were fans for a day, or media. Sometimes two of the preceding.
As such, the question usually comes up: “What should I do/where should I eat while I’m down here?”. It’s a question I’ve grown somewhat adept at answering, so I’m writing this as a universal guide that can apply to any visitor moving forward for their trip to the Bayou State.