Poker-faced Cole Tracy is "excited" to have the opportunity to possibly become LSU's starting placekicker.
The Assumption College graduate transfer says this in a monotone that ranks somewhere between a hypnotist and actor Ben Stein taking roll as the economic teacher ("Bueller? Bueller?") in the movie "Ferris Bueller's Day Off."
Tracy puts the "Ch" in c-h-i-l-l.
He'll tell you of his journey from a California high school to Assumption, a NCAA Division 2 school in Worcester, Massachusetts where he was almost perfect last season as the best placekicker outside of the FBS (Division 1-A) football.
But he doesn't dwell on it.