Big Lee Martin knows what he wants to happen when he kicks the bucket.
He'll have a big funeral -- there will be media alerts that go out when it happens, he says -- and his body will recline in a big purple and gold casket at the wake. Then, he'll get cremated and you can do whatever you want with the casket.
He knows this because the casket is already sitting in his dining room. Big Lee gave his big kitchen table the boot when, a few years ago, he got a good deal on the coffin from some guy het met at Lowe's.