The game was bad, the numbers are worse.
We are almost through the post-mortems of the Alabama game, as we file our routine columns out of some sort of sick feeling of obligation. Billy had to do the Re-Watch because that's what he does, and now here I am, looking back at the box score, like I do each week.
Before we look at those numbers, let's ask ourselves: why? I mean, really. What sort of insight do we hope to glean by reliving this game in all of its awfulness. You don't really need to bring a microscope to study a car accident.