Unless Kim Jong Un launches some nervous uncle he doesn't like to bronco buck a nuke-fitted ICBM into Mercedes-Benz Stadium like Slim Pickens' Major "King" Kong did to the delight of General Jack Ripper and the suddenly ambulatory Dr. Strangelove, college pigskin is just over the horizon.
None too soon if you ask me. Now that I've watched that wacko ending to last year's Georgia/Tennessee game in replay on the World Wide Leader too many times. (Sayonara Verne Lundquist, just in time.)
That SEC finish reminds me to mention from the get go how much I adore Big 12 football, where every game is like that.