That’s right, football fans, kickoff is this weekend.
Which means: He’s Baaack!
Referring to himself in the third person, that would be America’s premier college pigskin predictioneer, Seedy K.
The testimonials to his prowess are abundant.
“I have seen the future of football prophecy, and its name is Seedy K.” — Grantland Rice
“Seedy K is so spot on, he makes me feel like a loser.” — Leonard Postero
“Seedy K is the gold standard.” — Jimmy the Greek
“You wanna know what Joey thinks of Seedy K? My lawyer advises me to say nuthin’ so as I don’t incinerate myself.