Let's just get this out of the way: Louisville had a Star Wars theme night and Jeff didn't coach the game dressed as Obi Walz Kenobi and WHAT IS THE POINT OF US EVEN BEING HERE?!
— Timothy D. Easley (@TD_Easley) February 28, 2016
While I'm sorely tempted to say that Pitt must've felt like they'd been thrown into a Sarlacc pit during this game, it has been suggested to me that one Star Wars themed recap is enough for a season. So instead I'll merely say that Pitt (12-17, 4-12) is currently not especially good at this basketball thing.