Hello, my name is Seedy K. And I’m a hoopaholic.
Wednesday night, with a bit under three minutes to go in regulation, they had to stop play at The Dunk.*
*Which is the most cool nickname of the home of Providence Friars. Though a reference to that chain that sells wheel shaped breakfast confections and coffee of some note, it’s a double entendre. Because you know what they call when ballers slam the rock through the hoop.
The reason for the delay. Water on the hardwood. Sounds sort of familiar.
So, there are ball boys mopping and wiping and refs and administrators conferring, and Steve Lappas braying on as he does.