Virginia Elizabeth,
This letter begins the same way 95 percent of your dad’s letters have over the years: With an apology.
I apologize for writing this to you and putting it on a team-specific college sports website where a healthy majority of the people who see it won’t care the least bit about what it says. Dad kept this inside as long as he could (not even a full five days), and he couldn’t think of a serviceable port other than the website he started way before you were even a glint in his eye, so here we go.