Everyone loves lists and rankings, and Tom Ley of deadspin.com has put together his list/ranking of "NFL Owners I'd Party With." Leading the pack was none other than Jacksonville owner Shad Khan, once the would-be owner of the St. Louis Rams.
And who wouldn't want party with Khan? A true American success story, he's approachable, sports an outrageous mustache, and once invited St. Louis reporters to have drinks and watch a Jaguars game in his owner's box.
(We're pretty sure he was kidding.)
Stan Kroenke, by the way, came in 27th on the deadspin list, or just five spots ahead of "getting hit by a car.