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With profound apologies in advance to the Biebz (Justin Bieber for the unindoctrinated) for purposefully gaffling-up the lyrics to his hit song “Peaches”, when I heard the news today (Oh Boy) that the LA Rams signed yet another tight end – this one by the household (not!) name of Kyle Markway – well, I could not help but think:
“I got my peaches from Georgia.
I get my weed from California.
I took my chick up to the North, yeah
But I’ll get no TDs from this source, yeah”- first three lines from Peaches by Justin Bieber.