Appointment reminder: Root canal, Sunday at noon.
That’s what enduring Rams football is like, this painful process that is caring about your team.
And then to know that the team ownership doesn’t care about your caring?
Yet on Sunday, you’ll put on the dentist-office bib that is your Rams jersey, lean back and suffer, because a fan isn’t only sometimes a fan, especially if you’ve already been through this much, this long.
Surprise us, Rams. Give us something. Anything. Try something creative with the offense. You’re last-call flirting with irrelevance. You’re the Colorado Rockies of the NFL.